Dear Chicken Half and Half with extra hot spice and extra garlic sauce,
You are my favourite food and I would eat you everyday if I had to. When I place the order from Osmow's to pick you up, my taste buds tingle with sensation, eager to enjoy you. When you are in my hands ready to be eaten, I get goosebumps and your smell takes me back to the markets near the Mediterranean sea. When I dig into you, I love the spicy Mediterranean hot sauce all over my crispy fries and savouring rice. I also love the extra white garlic sauce mixed with the hot sauce which gives you an exquisite taste. When you are in my mouth, the heat of your hot sauce burns me, but the creamy garlic sauce cools the heat down. When I am too full to finish you, I put you away in my fridge to enjoy you later. When I take you out of the fridge after a few hours, you taste even better then before. Once I am finished enjoying you, my craving for you starts again. I hope that Osmow's never goes out of business, so I can enjoy you for the rest of my life.
From,
Mauran, Your number 1 customer!
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